The Thing Below 2004 123movies

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Plot: A top secret drilling platform in the Gulf of Mexico raises a dormant alien creature from the depths. Once loose, the creature goes on a murderous rampage.
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	2.5/10 Votes: 938
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worst use of CGI that I ever witnessed
a drilling platform off the Gulf of Mexico raises the worst, most incompetent CGI sea creature that you’re likely ever to see from deep under the ground. It breaks free of the containment that it’s being held in and goes on a rampage. Apparently it can change people’s perception of reality to (I have no clue either). The government is trying to keep this particular oil rig secret, if only the Producers of Jim Wynorski’s latest in a LONG series of awful movies dating back to 1990 (when he made his last enjoyable film) opted to do the same thus sparing us 94 minutes of our lives that will never be returned. Avoid this incompetent trash like Paula Poundstone and you were an orphan. The thing is if it wasn’t for the CGI it wouldn’t be THAT bad. Don’t get me wrong it would still suck, just not as much.

Eye Candy: Glori-Anne Gilbert dances topless for no reason whatsoever

My Grade: D-

Craptacular Ineptapalooza!
I can not recommend this movie less. It is so stunningly beneath awful that it drops through the floor of the universe and comes out on top. If that makes sense. Which this movie does not.

In a nutshell, the story is a composite of Alien, Event Horizon, Leviathan, and Ghost Ship, with a knock-off crew from The Abyss and Armaggeddon. Seriously, you have seen this story many, many times before. And why is there always one guy with a cowboy hat?

Stilll, if you have a Roku box and time not spent on something more productive like porn, this movie offers so many unintentional laughs that it’s really worth watching. It truly earns the Academy award for the very antithesis of good dialogue. And the casting? Ah, tres merdefique! The casting director’s couch is still sweating Astroglide and incompetence. Personal favorite is the hottie “professor” that might be old enough to vote 5 years from now.

In the end though, it’s the horrendous CGI that truly lowers the bar for all. Rendered at some resolution so low it must be measured in Kelvin, the creature is a testimonial to any 12-year-old with a dream, and a pirated copy of After Effects.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 34 min (94 min)
Budget 1500000
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Action, Adventure, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Director Jim Wynorski
Writer Raul Inglis, Keith Shaw
Actors Billy Warlock, Kurt Max Runte, Catherine Lough Haggquist, Pete Graham
Country Canada
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Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
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