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Watch: Jersey Shore Massacre 2014 123movies, Full Movie Online – When Teresa and the girls leave their suburban New Jersey salon for a weekend of sun and sin down the shore, they are blindsided by a bizarre twist of events that catapult them from the sands of Seaside Heights to a secluded house deep in the New Jersey Pine Barrens. Frightened by stories of the legendary Jersey Devil, the local population of Pineys and a giant dim-witted neighbor, the girls eagerly return to Seaside Heights where they hook-up with five fist-pumping delinquents who incessantly disrespect all with their reprehensible behavior. As day turns to night, the group converges at a Seaside bar where they are soon ejected for inciting a dance-floor brawl. With nowhere else to go, the group retreats to the house in the Pine Barrens for a night of carnal delights. Blinded by their selfish pursuits, the group remains unaware that their long outstanding debt to humanity is about to be settled – with their lives. One by one, the body count soars as retribution is exacted at the hands of a mentally-deranged killer with much more than just an axe to grind..
Plot: A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
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Ratings:

	2.9/10 Votes: 1,343
	17% | RottenTomatoes
	12/100 | MetaCritic
	N/A Votes: 65 Popularity: 7.022 | TMDB

Reviews:

Jersey film massacre
Part of me was semi-intrigued, being someone who is no stranger to slasher films and has liked quite a lot and the idea interested me somewhat despite being ridiculous. A large part of me was apprehensive though, having heard it was not good and that it looked like one of those cheap and overdone films with a muddled tone.

Which, when watching it, was what ‘Jersey Shore Massacre’ essentially was. It is not just not a good film, it’s an intelligence insulting waste of time. If it was trying to entertain, scare or both, ‘Jersey Shore Massacre’ failed abysmally on both counts, making the film a terrible chore to sit through. Am not hating or trying to be malicious, it is just my genuine stance on a film that didn’t do anything for me as well as many others.

The best thing is Ron Jeremy, who is fun to watch and the only thing halfway decent.

However, the rest of the acting, from particularly the leads, is both overplayed and stiff. In all fairness they were hindered by hammy direction, constantly awkward and limp dialogue and that the film has no interesting or likeable character whatsoever.

Script is childish, flabby and even improvisatory-sounding. The story is not much of one and takes forever to get going, when it finally does it is not for long and it is too late to care. ‘Jersey Shore Massacre’ seemed like a comedy mixed with slasher horror, and over-emphasises the comedy too much.

Unfortunately, the comedy is not even close to being strong enough to make this imbalance not matter, it is completely witless, childish and so overdone it gets exhausting. The more horror-like elements are a long way from tense or suspenseful, generating little interest even. The kills were not creative and would go as far to say they were too tame, while the things there to by the film’s definition “spice things up” (especially the nudity) came over as gratuitous and abused.

‘Jersey Shore Massacre’ is a cheap looking film that even makes the scenery look tacky. Can’t remember anything about the soundtrack.

Overall, terrible. 1/10 Bethany Cox

More like 90 minutes of your life massacre
First of all, when I saw the title Jersey Shore Massacre, I thought it was a movie based on the Jersey Maneater from 1916 – the great white shark that killed a few people, which is what Peter Benchley based Jaws on. It kinda made sense since Shark Week just ended. I thought someone was trying to piggyback on the popularity of that series. Then I saw the poster. Way wrong!!!! From the poster and the description, it looked like an indie that was so bad it’s funny, which could make it rather entertaining. Boy, was I wrong, again. The cast includes pornstar Ron Jeremy. He’s only in it for a few minutes, but he’s the best actor in it, which kinda gives you an idea of how bad the movie has to be. The opening scene includes a topless, big boob blonde, and it’s produced by JWow, telling you all you really need to know. It has a stereotypical gay man in the beginning who has a feminine Spanish accent and gestures like a woman. Oh yeah, and he works as a hairstylist. I guess they thought it would be funny, it’s not, just stupid. Gays should be insulted by the character.

I’m not sure if they could’ve hired six more repulsive girls – nine if you count the three Hispanic chicks who were only in it for a short time. The script was stupid. An example: “None of us eat meat,” says one girl. Another adds, “Yeah, we’re all veterinarians.” Eye Roll. One of the girls wears a big, gold “SINGLE” charm on her necklace. Gee, I wonder why she’s single. (sarcasm).

When the tramps…I mean girls go to the beach, they meet a bunch of guys who one might mistake for Sha-Na-Na, except these guys can’t sing and can’t act. One of the girls has to relieve herself quickly, so she runs into the ocean and does a number 2, which some guys proceeds to step on. Was that supposed to be funny? It wasn’t. That was really gross, unnecessary, and it showed a total lack of any sort of talented writing, and that’s 39 minutes into the movie, with almost another 50 minutes left 🙁 In the nightclub, the tramps…sorry, I mean, girls are dancing, and they get into a fight, and the bouncers suspend them from the club. I was wishing they’d suspend them from the movie. Could they have drawn up characters that were more disgusting and obnoxious than these girls and guys? I have my doubts.

The movie has plenty of boobs, butts, blood, gore. The tough jocks are anything but tough when danger is near. There’s a shower death, a tanning bed death, and many others. There were so many horror clichés used, they could’ve called this Cliché Massacre. Clichés are not necessarily bad, but there was nothing good about this movie. And no, it was NOT one of those “It’s-so-bad-it’s-funny” movies. I was rooting for the killer, even though they gave no reason for him killing people. When I brought up the Jersey Maneater at the beginning of the review, I really was hoping a shark, piranha, rabid squirrel, insane fleas, anything would kill these characters. They were poorly written, extremely underdeveloped, obnoxious as hell, and the storyline was anything but original. The script sucked. The acting sucked. It would be a shorter list if I say what DIDN’T suck. Actually, that list doesn’t exist. I didn’t expect to give this a 5-star rating, but I thought I’d be able to give it at least 2, maybe 3. Nope. This is a 1-star movie, and not even a solid 1-star at that :/

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 28 min (88 min)
Budget 1400000
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Comedy, Horror
Director Paul Tarnopol
Writer Paul Tarnopol, Goldeneye
Actors Danielle Dallacco, Angelica Boccella, Giovanni Roselli
Country United States
Awards N/A
Production Company N/A
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Aspect Ratio 2.39:1
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