Watch: House Shark 2017 123movies, Full Movie Online – When he finds a shark that can travel on land residing in his home, an ex-cop enlists the help of a grizzled former real estate agent, and an eccentric “house shark” expert to kill the beast..
Plot: When Frank finds his happy home under attack by a dangerous but largely unknown breed of shark, he’s enlists the aid of the world’s only “House Shark” expert and a grizzled former real estate agent to embark on a desperate quest to destroy the beast and claim back his life.
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Ridiculously talky for a movie called “House Shark”
I had to pause this movie with about 12 minutes left til the end, and I honestly didn’t think I could finish it. I purposely combed through the closing credits to see if there was an editor, because I didn’t believe there was one. Surprise, surprise, writer/director Ron Bonk also edited his own movie. I would say, only he would leave in all the unnecessary dialogue, subplots that go nowhere, dead air, abandoned characters, and utter nonsense. House Shark runs nearly 2 hours! Is there a good movie in here somewhere? Probably not. I’m giving it 4 stars because on a few occasions, I either laughed out loud or said “that was pretty good.” 3 laughs in 2 hours? It starts off promisingly enough, with full-frontal nudity and an outrageously gory shark attack. As a matter of fact, after a certain amount of time, I thought this movie hired exclusively slutty actresses. No way, the bulk of this film gives way to a sausage fest.
I understand this filmmaker wanted to populate his movie with OTT characters, to be as campy as possible. Problem is, they’re *SO* OTT, I couldn’t understand them half the time! My expectations were certainly dashed. From the title, the concept, the zero-budget creative nature, the exploitative nature, the indie nature, the front and back cover, and what you would normally expect from a film like this. So, it’s possible I’m being unfair. But it did not deliver on any of those levels.
“Wow” is all I have to say about this cinematic treasure.
I enjoy poorly-done, low-budget, screwball movies for their sheer lunacy and entertainment value, but this one…Never before have I seen anything put on film that was this outlandishly ridiculous. Some jokes are funny, and Mr. Bonk thought he must have been playing a great prank on the audience. From the pitiful acting, to the obsession over certain body parts, and the ludicrous foam “house shark,” there were literally no redeeming parts to this “film.” I tried to enjoy ANY part of this cinematic treasure and I just couldn’t. If you want to punish someone for almost two hours, ask them to watch “House Shark” with you.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 51 min (111 min)
Genre Action, Adventure, Comedy
Director Ron Bonk
Writer Ron Bonk
Actors Collin Dean, Aiden Tetro, Nathan Bonk
Awards 1 nomination
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