The Brand New Testament 2015 123movies

Watch: Le tout nouveau testament 2015 123movies, Full Movie Online – God lives in human form as a cynical writer with his young opinionated daughter in present-day Brussels, Belgium. She concludes that her dad is doing a terrible job and decides to rewrite the world, descending to earth in search of her own 6 messengers to write a brand new testament and change the status quo..
Plot: God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, with pathetical morals and being odious with his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can’t stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad…
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Ratings:

	7.1/10 Votes: 33,140
	82% | RottenTomatoes
	70/100 | MetaCritic
	N/A Votes: 1419 Popularity: 10.833 | TMDB

Reviews:

The other reality/religion story
This takes many things that people question about reality and turn them into comedy (bread falling always on the side that has something on it instead of the other side amongst other things). The beginning really has some drive to it and it is overall a fun movie to watch. It does take its time though, especially when it comes to “choosing” people and giving us their back-story.

The acting is good, though some of the themes will rather annoy than offend people. Whether they are atheist or religious won’t matter, if you don’t think it’s funny. And while it’s provocative, it’s also sort of “respectful” in a way. Still the basic idea alone almost warrants the running time and the viewing itself.

True Creativity
I enjoyed every minute of this movie. I was ready to give it a 10 (which I very rarely give, my avg rating on IMDb is just around 4.0) after about 15 minutes watching, and the movie kept being excellent and hilarious right to the final credits. This movie has enough innovation inside for a dozen of movies. Literally, every minute you would see a joke or a scene which you never saw anywhere before. Like, a holographic half-eaten fish which flies above the head of the boy who started eating it – and this fish wants to go back to the sea where it came from. It goes without saying that this French movie never falls to the level of toilet jokes or anywhere near that, which plagues American movies.

There is a lot of witty social satire. As an atheist hating religion I applaud to the bravery of the authors in their portrayal of the “evil” God, and their take on “J.C.”‘s role (they mean “Jesus Christ” but one of the characters, the “writer of the brand new testament”, mistakenly thinks it’s Jean-Claude Van Damme; btw I thought it’s “J.C. Denton” from the Deus Ex computer game).

With all the “idiocracy” going on in the world in the last decade(s) I even wonder how this movie was made at all and how they could secure funding, because it obviously would fail to monetize and could cause a PR nightmare for the authors with all that harsh satire (even outright “blasphemy”) they have there.

I love French (and Italian) movies, and this movie reinforces my respect of French cinema, and art/culture in general.

Btw, the last scene – when the goddess takes control of the world. This seems like a happy ending but notice how she picks the flowered background for the sky from a selection. Not creating the sky, like the previous god did, but simply selecting one of the options. This is exactly how the modern world of Instagram and other similar consumer trash works: simply selecting stuff, never creating or thinking up anything by themselves. I recall an argument with a colleague back in 2010 that Instagram would never pick up because similar photo effects could easily be done in Photophop, Gimp or other editors, and with much more variety, but he argued that the fact that you can apply professionally-looking editing to any photo with 1 click would attract a lot of people because that would make them feel competent, and he turned out to be right.

Well, that’s just one of the hundreds of things I noticed in the movie. But the movie is full of other stuff, on other topics. Do yourself a favor and watch it.

Other Information:

Original Language fr
Runtime 1 hr 54 min (114 min)
Budget 8700000
Revenue 15709652
Status Released
Rated Not Rated
Genre Comedy, Fantasy
Director Jaco Van Dormael
Writer Thomas Gunzig, Jaco Van Dormael
Actors Pili Groyne, Benoît Poelvoorde, Catherine Deneuve
Country Belgium, France, Luxembourg
Awards 15 wins & 25 nominations
Production Company N/A
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio 2.35 : 1
Camera Leitz SUMMILUX-C Lenses, Sony F55, Sony F65
Laboratory N/A
Film Length N/A
Negative Format N/A
Cinematographic Process F65 RAW
Printed Film Format Digital (Digital Cinema Package DCP)